"Why so serious? Let me pour you some juice."

Vampire Cookie is a rare/epic cookie in the Cookie Run franchise. He's a very laid-back individual who tends to go with the flow. He also has a little sister named Alchemist Cookie who he cares for deeply. Contrary to his sister, he would rather laze and relax then work or create.

 

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I am obsessed with this guy. No specific reason either, minus a little bit of nostalgia for when I first got into the franchise. I do really like his design and his silly little grin, though. I feel very lucky that he's an older cookie since he has a lot more content spread out over games! I really love his relationship with the other juice bar regulars and his sister as well. He loves his friends and family... Anyways, shout out to my beloved

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One last kiss, I love you like an alcoholic / One last kiss, I love you like a statuette / One last kiss, I need you like I need a broken leg

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ships...

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sparkling

vampire


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sparkling

vampire

Ohhh sparkvamp save me sparkvamp... I'll write better about this later but I love their dynamic. I love the idea of these two being the orginal members of the juice bar regs too. I'm not usually a fan of drunken confessions but it would 100% happen— something something they got a little too drunk at the end of the night and things happened. Despite that though, I do think they'd be loyal to each other (a little codependent too) and def joined at the hip, haha... They're not really the type to say they're dating but its pretty obvious. Anyways go my gays

Rating: Teen Audiences
Archive Warning: No Warnings
Tags: Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Angst, Identity Issues, Hurt/Comfort
Notes: god they're so awkward and flawed i love them 10/10

Rating: Teen Audiences
Archive Warning: No Warnings
Tags: Overworking, Drunken Confessions, Drinking, Hurt/Comfort
Notes: another banger for sparkling characterization. also vamp is cute here!

herbvamp !! i have less complex thoughts on them and it basically boils down to they are very cute ... herb def motivates vampire to be a little bit less lazy, and in turn vamp helps herb be a little bit more free and wild! i imagine herb talks about him all the time to everyone and vampire is very bashful about it lol

i dont have anything else to say so heres a image

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herb

vampire


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herb

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flirty level
sparkling

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herb


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sparkling

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herb

vampire and his two boyfriends!! in my head sparkling and herb got together first (i mean look at them) and then vampire wriggled his way into the relationship and their hearts pff... mint choco wasn't invited because he already has his wonderful girlfriend. they do double date with him and cocoa quite often though!

anyways, this ship is made of like 1 dog and 2 cats. what breeds? whos the dog and whos the cat? great question. it can go any way, i think.

ALSO?? theres like 20 whole fics with them and half of them they're not even a main pairing :sob: we gotta lock in guys...

Rating: General Audiences
Archive Warning: No Warnings
Tags: Fluff, Actual Vampire Vampire Cookie, Human CR Characters
Notes: its them! i love when vampire actually has vampire traits too, so this was super cute :3